Courtesy of New Scientist, one of my favourite publications, the following is the box spiel on a carton of "Bright" Loudspeakers. I suspect these are an indiginous Indian brand.

"Reverbatory Nuclear Fission. Impinge the sound numerators in close shell to let the Bass more Bass. Even the small ox could produce good Bass effects. Increasing 100 per cent to 200 per cent of gassy power."

Sadly there is an echo of many Hi Fi products in this optimistic description, have any of you heard of such fine examples of gobbledeygook as Peter Belt or Suraya Morthy for example?...

Regards from the UK.

Rab Turner