Courtesy of New Scientist, one of my favourite publications, the following is the box spiel on a carton of "Bright" Loudspeakers. I suspect these are an indiginous Indian brand.

"Reverbatory Nuclear Fission. Impinge the sound numerators in close shell to let the Bass more Bass. Even the small ox could produce good Bass effects. Increasing 100 per cent to 200 per cent of gassy power."

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