In what is certain to become the latest trend 'under the sea', Australian scientists have discovered octopuses reacting favourably to HD video. Amazingly we have already spec'd a totally water submerged theatre system for one Mr. Poseidon.

"Octopuses excited by HDTV"

Not only do they enjoy the added realism over standard definition, they have apparently developed a taste for Monty Python humour.

"Octopus snatches coconut and runs"

I can only imagine what the reaction to the new Philips 21:9 would be.